Friday, 29 April 2016

Breaking news: Goat gets Chile so sets out for warmer climates + cake

Captain's log: Stardate 29041.6

So the goat Horhay featured in some of my previous posts managed to escape the confines of the garden the other night. He has not been heard from since. Horhay if you're reading this please call 0800-horhay-come-back-we-miss-you-lots.

In other news, Amy and I are heading to Chile on Sunday for around a week. We depart at 2000 on an 18 hour bus :( to Calama, where we'll change for another bus :( for an hour or so to get to San Pedro de Atacama. We'll stay there for a bit, and then try and get back to Uyuni in Bolivia, to see the salt flats there with Naia (also featured in previous posts). After that it's back to Cochabamba. We should get back sometime on Monday the 9th May. I'll be checking my e-mails, so I should be semi-responsive.

I'm currently attempting to make a strawberry chocolate moelleux for a friends leaving party. I've made a raspberry version before in the UK, but this is my first attempt at making it here. Hopefully it'll work out. This cake is possibly the best ever. You have a hot warm cup-cake / muffin, with a fruity liquidy centre. Source recipe here: http://fxcuisine.com/?Display=135


Thursday, 28 April 2016

Visas and leggings

Captain's log: Stardate 28041.6

We finally got our passports back, and we have a visa until the 21st August. So that's cool, now we don't need to worry about visas for 3 months, then we can worry about getting the extension until February.

Also leggings:

Sunday, 24 April 2016

Another busy few weeks

Captain's log: Stardate 24041.6

I've got lots to talk about again. As ever it's quiet for ages and then everything happens at once.

The 12th April is the day of the children here in Bolivia. I like to imagine that some kids got together at some point and were grumbling about how unfair it is that there's a mothers day, a fathers day, a womens day, a mens day etc... but no kids day. So they got together in a large angry mob and marched out to block roads all over the country, in the typically Bolivian way. While that is probably not the case, it does amuse me a fair bit to think about it.

Anyway for the day of the children Performing Life had 3 shows scheduled. One for TV in the morning. Another in a school near our centre in Alto Buena Vista also in the morning, and the last in a family water park in the evening. I was scheduled to do both the one in the school and the one in the family park. So the day starts at about 0600 as we tried to get out of bed in order to make it on time. Which we just about managed. Unfortunately nobody else did, as is reasonably typical here. Side Note: When you actually mean the time you say to meet, you can say the phrase "hora Ingles" ie. "English time", as opposed to "hora Boliviano" which is whenever you get around to it, usually about an hour late. So we get there and there's nobody else around. Eventually three of the four kids meant to be performing turn up although one of them says they aren't doing it anymore, just because. We then realise that the silk we need is locked in our other centre and the new circus instructor that has the only key hasn't turned up yet. Eventually we get all the people and equipment to the school and head in to set up.

At that point we get mobbed by a billion small kids shouting: "Hola payasos!", ie. "Hi clowns". which was amusing, but irritating when we are trying to rig up a bunch of aerial equipment. At this point our circus director shows up after having finished the other morning show, with a bunch of other kids who weren't scheduled to perform. This meant that all of Amy's hard work in sorting out an act list, and music went to waste as everything was just improvised last minute anyway. Which is usually how these things go.

The show went pretty well in the end, we had a couple of the local kids doing stuff which was great, and a couple of the more advanced kids from our other older centre doing stuff too. Amy did a trapeze routine, and I did some ball juggling, contact ball, and hat manipulation too. While wearing my incredibly shiny leggings (Amy doesn't like them for some reason. Probably that she has no fashion sense). One of the most interesting things that happens is when a bunch of the girls started spinning fire poi a giant stack of balloons which were tied just behind where they were spinning started to pop. Presumably because they got sprayed with hot fuel. I'd like to use this in a future performance at some point, as it was quite dramatic.

So after that, we dropped all the equipment and put it all back where it came from. Amy stayed in that centre to teach the afternoon class, while I went home for lunch and to work out where the evening show was.

For the evening show we set up the "high tension" (read as: tension? what's that?) cable between two trees. We had two ladders this time, and a plan, so it was much easier than the first time. There's not much to say about that show, it went well, and other than setting up the aerial cable, and dropping it again, I had nothing really to do. There was a large turn out and everyone seemed happy. The truck driver we wanted to hire to take stuff back to the office wasn't answering so we just piled two ladders a bunch of speakers, unicycles and clubs and everything else, not to mention 4 people into a taxi.

It was the birthday of one of the other volunteers Naia, so we met up with her and went for food that took forever (about 3 hours) and then karaoke. So we didn't actually get home until about 0130.

That was Tuesday. Wednesday morning I got up at 0700 to get ready to go to work, after my shower, breakfast and coffee I found out that there was a civil strike, and that there were no trufis (and probably taxis) that day. IE. no public transport, so no way to get to work. So we had that day off which was great, except I was already too wired off my coffee to actually sleep more, which is what I could have done with the most. Oh well.

Then that Friday a bunch of us had first aid classes between 0800 - 1200 and 1500 - 1900. Which was relatively fun, but understandably complicated being it was entirely in Spanish. We learned that one of the signals of amputation is that the part is missing, there are more, but personally I'm not sure if you really need to check if the affected area looks pale or not, nor that there is bleeding. The part is missing should be enough.

That night we went out to Karaoke in a closed club, that one of our number knew the owner, and so we just hung out there. Although we ordered a litre of rum between 8 of us, and not everybody was drinking. It was pretty fun, my Spanish is starting to get to the stage where I can actually have conversations with people, even in a loud club when I'm a bit drunk so that's nice.

Saturday was hell. Firstly I was hung over, secondly it was very hot, thirdly we had more first aid training in the afternoon. Hearing that if a bone is completely snapped, the patient might get the feeling it was going to fall off definitely did not help with the hangover. At the end we had a test in Spanish, which because I'd not paid much attention to the Spanish words, and only worked out the translations for everything, was quite difficult. I ended up drawing lots of diagrams which was quite fun. We'll find out if we passed or not, at some indeterminate point, however I don't care that much, since it's the knowledge that matters.

That night we went out for the birthday of another volunteer Maartje. However I didn't last that long before deciding to go home and sleep. Unfortunately upon arriving home, I found the family here were having a party, and everyone was trashed. So I got sucked into that, which was pretty funny and included lines such as: "You're like a brother to me, and you say that fernet (horrible bolivian drink) is ugly (how Bolivians say they don't like something)", at one point I went to go to the toilet, but both the son and the mother stopped me and told me there was a toilet outside. I explained it was in use, to which the mother responded: "don't worry, I'll remove them". So that was relatively amusing and I still got a decent nights sleep, and was only half hung over the next day.

Then on Monday we go into the office to be informed that there is another show that evening, which I got press-ganged into setting up. So I again arrive exactly on time, call them and find they are 20 minutes away. Half an hour later, I go for  coffee and return at this point they are an hour late. I call again, and find that actually the whole thing was postponed until Wednesday. So that was fun. Other than that, this week went as normal, lots of silks, and some juggling.

This weekend Amy and a few others went to Toro Toro (see previous blog post), I decided to stay to actually rest a bit and try to get a bunch of stuff done.

On the Saturday, I went to the hacklab for the first time, despite wanting to since I arrived here. I chatted with some people and met a guy I've been trying to meet up with to talk about the electronics stuff I want to do with the kids. So that was a success, and I'll probably return when I can.

After that I went to a party at a friends house and hung out there for about 6 hours before heading home and watching the first nine episodes of an anime that Naia recommended to me: Aldnoah zero. It's pretty awesome.

Today the family made Pique Macho which is a mix of salad, chips (To those Americans that are reading this and don't know words, that's chips, not fries), and various types of meat, with a few chillies thrown in for good measure. It's really tasty, but often expensive and so I haven't tried it too many time. I then made 2.5KG of flap jack, which nobody here seems to know what it is.

I've watched all 148 episodes of Hunter X Hunter again, and it's still really good. If you've not seen it and like anime, I recommend you check it out. I'm still working through The martian in Spanish, it's still hard, but I think I'm getting quicker and having to look up less words.

Other than that I've been doing a bunch of work on my FPGA development kit, teaching myself verilog with the goal of designing my own computer architecture, implementing a micro processor with said architecture, writing an assembler for it, possibly porting GCC to compile to it, and then writing an OS or porting linux to run on it. Overly ambitious but a good goal to work towards. You'll be sure to hear more as I progress.

I may also have found up to three pieces of free lance work this last week, which is exciting, but we'll have to see whether they pan out. One is updating a website, a bit boring but easy. Another is turning a schematic into a PCB layout for an EKG, which is a lot more exciting but a bit scary, because if I do it wrong, I waste somebody else's money. The last is writing some software for a custom PCB, this however appears to be someone's college work, so I've said I'll help by teaching and explaining stuff, but I won't just do it for them. So there's potential to ear a bit of money next month, although we'll see what people are willing to pay.

Next visa stuff. So we got our accreditations back and sent off our passports to La Paz to actually get the visa put in. They should have been back on Monday or Tuesday last week. They're now due back tomorrow (monday). We've also been told that the visa is only up until the 21st August. However we should be able to send the passports off again in August for free, to get that extended until February next year. We shall see.

Finally, we may go to Chile for a week at the end of this coming week. However that depends on if we have passports by then or not, and whether we decide to go. If we do go, I'll let you all know, and post some stories when we're back.

Saturday, 2 April 2016

Goat

Captain's log: Startdate 02041.6


Here's  the goat that we work with. He's very cute, and likes to play at headbutting. He also got stuck in a bunch of hanging fabric the other day and we had to rescue him, three times :)

Wednesday, 30 March 2016

It's been a busy few weeks

Captain's log: Stardate 30031.6

Sorry for the lack of updates, not much was really happening, and then it all happened at once.

Books first: I finally finished all 14 books of the wheel of time, probably totalling around 14,000 pages, It took me a little under 3 months, which is kind of ridiculous, but having long commutes and not much else to do, gives you a lot of reading time. In summary the books are amazing, and I would recommend them to anyone with a mountain of free time. I've now started re-reading The Martian but this time in Spanish. It's really slow going, but I think it's really improving my Spanish. It helps that I have a kindle with a Spanish -> English dictionary, so I can look up all the words I don't know.

Next, projects: I've done no work on my Tron game thing in ages, I don't even remember when I last looked at it. So for now, that's officially dead. I was mostly doing it as a way to learn more OpenGL and because it was fun. I think I've achieved those goals, and so I'm not too disappointed to let it die now. I may come back to it later, but for now I'm looking for a new project. I've got two in mind.
  1. I want to teach the kids I work with about electronics, and so I want to buy some breadboards and through hole components in order to set up a series of lessons on what a circuit is, how to design one and how to actually build it and debug it. Ending with building some sort of car they can build and drive around using a controller (wired for now). I'd have to work out all the lesson plans, and attempt to build these things first, to make sure they will work. My current roadblock is finding the equipment and components that I need. Being I can't really go and order it all online (unless I want it shipped from the UK / US and then find myself stuck when I'm missing 1 440 Ohm resistor ....), I need to actually find a shop here that sells that stuff, which I'm hoping I can do, unfortunately I haven't found anyone who would know this yet. I plan on going to the local hack meet on Saturday to find out if anyone there knows where I could find this. Update: Half way through writing this I went out, and actually found a place. So now I need to work out exactly what to do, and buy all the bits I need.
  2. This plan is a lot less fleshed out, and involves putting the FPGA development board I bought from uni 6 or 7 years ago to use. I don't really have a project in mind, just that I want to learn about FPGA development.
The charity I work for had it's 10th anniversary a couple of weeks back, and so we put on a big show, in the main square of Cochabamba. There was a circus show with the kids, a breakdancing act, and about 3 or 4 bands. As is the way of  things here in Bolivia, we found out the day before that our show was on Earth Day, which meant that all the power in the square would go out at about 2030 right in the middle of everything, for an hour. We quickly formulated a backup plan and rented a giant generator. As is also the way in Bolivia, about 3 hours after arriving and starting to set up, we find that actually we have been double booked with another stage. So at the last minute we cut our circus show down to 30 minutes, and were once again ready to go. Then it all changed again, so now we had more time than before, but we couldn't have sound, because the other stage was showing a film about a penguin which had precisely 3 people watching it, while everyone else watched our now silent and muddled about show. When we ran out of stuff to do, because we'd rushed so much, and had plenty of time to spare, we looked at Amy, and told her to go do trapeze for a bit. So she threw together a 5 minute trapeze routine on the fly, unfortunately I didn't see it, as I was too busy running around in a panic. I got to do one of my clowning pieces, which was amusing, and yeah. In the end everything worked out, but was a bit crazy. After the circus, we had to shut down for an hour while the other stage did something pointless, this turned into an hour and a half. During the break we decided to drop all of our aerial gear to make for an easier take down later. This meant I found myself about 8m up the top of a dubiously stable ladder when all the lights in the square got turned off. So yeah, colud have gone better, but we had loads of people watching the circus stuff, which the kids did a great job at, and people returned when we got our music up and running later on.


 












Then, last week we had Thursday and Friday off, so we went to an electronica festival. Wednesday night a few of us got a bus to Santa Cruz. We were meant to leave at 2200. A bit after 2300 we actually left, one hour late, is basically on time here, so not bad. We arrived in Santa Cruz at 1300 the next day FOURTEEN HOURS! Luckily the coach had pretty decent bed seat things, so it wasn't that awful, although it was pretty bad. We arrive and it's raining hard, like really really hard. We debate what to do, and eventually continue with our plans, which meant getting a trufi with all our bags to the other side of the city, and then taking a 3 hour collectivo (private car that will take you to a certain location). We arrive in Samaipata just as it is starting to get dark, oh and still raining. We are all cold and wet by then, and so the others accept my suggestion of finding a hostal. We get checked in and spread our clothes out to dry. Some others who we know also came, but as a separate group, they decided to find the site and get set up for the party. When they find the site, they also find that there is nobody there, and so they eventually return and join us in our hostal. After a few drinks and some food, we all felt much better. The next day we get up, had breakfast, faff around for a bit and decide to stay in the hostal for the next night. When we get back to the festival site, we find about 30 people there, and no music (there was meant to be 7000ish). When the music started up it was good, but deteriorated quickly, so we headed back to town for some food. On the way we found a house with a guy selling fruit wines, so we went and spent some time there, drinking shots of different types of wines and chatting. He told us about a monkey that kidnapped a 14 year old girl and put her in a cave, walling up the entrance with rocks, except a few small holes, then fed her fruits through the holes. Apparently it was a few weeks before they found her (alive). We bought 3 bottles of wine, grabbed some pizza and returned to the site. There were more people there then, but still only around 100. We danced a bit, I stayed later waiting for the other group (who didn't bother to turn up until 2200, despite having gone in the dark and the rain the night before). That was about it. The next day we got a 3 hour collectivo back to Santa Cruz, visited the Aunt of a friend who was with us, and then Amy and I went home, catching the last bus (just), luckily it only took 9 hours, because the seats were a lot less comfy. In total 29 hours on a bus, but it wasn't too bad, had some fun.

Yesterday, we had an excursion planned with work, and so Amy and I got up at 0600, and went to the other side of the valley to one of our centres, were we rented a trufi and a driver to drive 11 kids to a water world. There we were met by other volunteers and staff, who had brought a further 31 kids from our other centre and from our music program. The plan was to play games in the morning, have a BBQ and then go swimming. Unfortunately while we were eating, we were told that actually the swimming pool was too dirty despite them spending all morning cleaning it. Not really sure how a "water world" has a swimming pool so dirty it can't be used, but you know, Bolivia. So instead we took the kids to the boating lake, were we went out in little paddle boats. Between the fountains and the water fights, we were as wet as if we'd have gone swimming anyway. After that, we dried off, found all the kids, and took them home. Around half of Amy and I's group were sleeping in the bus on the way home, it was pretty cute. The kids had fun, as did we. We have photos, but they aren't online yet, so I'll post those in a follow up later this week.

Finally, visas. So we got our interpol certificate, spent a day in migration, queueing and filling out forms, and managed to get our 30 day specific purpose visa. Then we got some more photos and sent off some forms for our year long volunteering visa, that should have taken 10 to 15 working days. That was 21 working days ago. Our 30 day thing has now expired, and so we are here without a visa, although apparently that is fine. Hopefully it will indeed be fine, we'll see. So eventually we should receive this form back, and then if all is OK, we can send our passports to La Paz for a week, and then it will all be finished, until next year ....

That's all from me for now, I'll post more when I have something interesting to say.

Monday, 7 March 2016

Memo to all members of crew

Captain's memo: Stardate 07031.6

My communications officer informs me that some of you have been spreading unsound advice around the crew. This advice claims that 10 hours of techno is too much and inadvisable. My instinct tells me that this is not the case, and in fact after referring to my medical officer, it turns out that actually 10 hours of techno is great for morale and large quantities of bass may even have some health benefits. As such I am making it compulsory for all crew members to listen to ten hours of techno per week. I have asked Data to do spot checks in the logs, so I will know if any of you are disobeying me.

I recommend starting with the Kiasmos



Then moving on to some Stephen Bodzin



Finally make a note in your calendars to check out Moderat's new album: III On the 1st April.


Friday, 5 February 2016

Interpol now has a file on me.

Captain's log: Stardate 05021.6


You may remember from one of my past posts, that we need to get a specific purpose visa before we can get our year long visa. So we've been working towards that. One of the requirements is a police record from your home country. According to migration we can use an interpol police record if we need to. That has been our main goal these past few weeks.

The requirements for an interpol certificado de antecedentes are:
  1. A letter written by a lawyer to the director of Interpol, stating we would like a certificado de antecedentes.
  2. A colour photocopy of our passport's ID page, entry stamp, and visa slip.
  3. 4 photographs against a red background in 4x3 format. 3 Profile, 1 half profile looking left.
  4. A photocopy of our National ID (not needed as we don't have national ID cards).
  5. A photocopy of a certificado de antecedentes from the FELCN (drug trafficking police).
  6. Marriage certificate Legalised in the country of issue at the Bolivian consulate, and in Bolivia too. (Not applicable luckily)
  7. A photocopy of our rent contract (confirmed by a notary).
  8. A photocopy of the deeds to the property you live in.
  9. A photocopy of the owner of the property's ID, signed by the owner.
  10. Photocopies of power and water bills, and taxes.
  11. A photocopy of your student certificate (not applicable).
  12. A photocopy of your work contract (volunteering in our case).
  13. A sworn declaration of financial solvency from a notary.
  14. Separate deposits of 50 Bs and 15 Bs into Interpol's bank account.
  15. The original documents to back up the photocopies.
Of course this isn't listed on Interpol's website, oh wait they don't have a Bolivian website. You have to go to the office, oh wait, where is the office? So yeah that was the first step, finding the office, eventually we found that in an old petrol station a bit out of town, and got the above details (by taking a photo of a piece of paper outside).

So looking through that list, the first thing seems to be the certificado de antecedentes from the FELCN. They actually have a website! Which lists the requirements as:

  1. A letter written by a lawyer to the director of the FELCN.
  2. A photo in 4x4 format against a red background, in profile.
  3. Two photocopies of your passport's ID page.
  4. Your passport (to show).
  5. A deposit of 25 Bs into their bank account.
So first we found ourselves a lawyer who our friend warned us may well try and convince us just to bribe interpol. From him we got two a letter for interpol and a letter for the FELCN stating that we were living at Sustainable Bolivia's volunteering house, as that's what SB put on our initial application for the visa de cortesia. Costing 40 Bs per letter each.We also got some photos taken, and photocopied a bunch of stuff. After that we paid money into to the bank account listed on the FELCN's website.

What the website doesn't say is where their office is in Cochabamba, so we ask a bunch of people and take the consensus (since we got about 4 different replies), and got a taxi across town to a centre of police offices next to the FELCC (where I went 3 times when my phone was stolen). Turns out it isn't there, so we got a taxi all the way back across town to the FELCN's office, which actually was there, however was not where they issue the certificates. So we get another taxi back across town again to near the airport, to transito which is where the certificates are now issued.

Finally there, we present our documents and find out that actually we paid the money into the La Paz office's account (we had checked that this was OK with our lawyer first). So another taxi takes us to the bank, where we wait some more, and make another deposit. The final taxi takes us back where we actually get issued with the certificate straight off. Not sure if they actually checked anything or not, but we know have a certificate with our photo and thumb prints stating that we are not drug traffickers!

Then we head to SB and ask them about the rest of the certificado de antecedentes requirements for interpol. Remember the one saying that we need the deeds to the house we live in? Well turns out SB hadn't been bothered to read the e-mail we sent them, and actually they can't provide the deeds, because the lady who owns the house doesn't have them... So we wait a few days over the weekend and go to interpol with SB's lawyer to check, and sure enough .. yes you actually need all the documents that are listed as being required ... who'd have thought it.

Suffice it to say, we are even more pissed off with SB than normal, they do try and be helpful, but seem to fall short at every hurdle. Remember we paid $485 each to get the visa de cortesia through them, and pay them $150 each per month, for the privilege of working. Oh and on the note of SB, it's carnival this weekend, SB were offering a "fantastic" package for only $150 with accomodation, travel, seats, VIP area, etc... with the wonderful accommodation option of the floor of a restaurant, but don't worry, there's a lady around the corner that sells cardboard for you to sleep on! Oh and they throw in a free rain poncho and a whistle!!!! Lets say I ranted a fair bit about this, and decided that I was not going. Amy has actually just left for carnival although with a different group that charged about $110 and actually provides a bed.

Also on the note of carnival the chamber of heavey freight are protesting against taxes ATM (yes a government agency protesting) and there are road blocks all over the country and the cities. Amy was meant to leave early this morning, but was delayed 13 hours due to the buses not being able to go. Oh and when there's road blocks here, people set of dynamite charges, so there's been lots of quite load bangs across the city for the last few days. Not sure if the situations been resolved or not, but Amy's off, we'll see if she actually makes it there or not.

So back on topic, we found that we can't actually use the FELCN certificate we just got, because it has the address on, and it needs to match the address on the deeds that we provide to interpol. So we take a week off so that we don't go back to the FELCN 2 days later and ask for another certificate at a different address. We check with the family we are living with if they have and will provide everything we need, and then we go to a lawyer and get the two FELCN and two interpol letters written again (another 40 Bs per letter each), do some more deposits and go back to the FELCN (luckily we know where it is now). We get another certificate with no issues, explaining that we moved as we couldn't get the deeds to the over place. Now we have two FELCN certificates, definitely not drug traffickers!

We then return to the lawyer and get a rent contract drawn up (200 Bs), sign it, and go down the street to a notary who charges us 60 Bs to stick our thumb prints on it and stamp it. While at the notary we get our sworn declaration of financial solvency (she didn't even look at my bank statements). That was another 60 Bs each, plus some more for a few photocopies.

We pick up the deeds, and bills and owner's ID and with the help of the mum of our family (a lawyer) we get everything photocopied and what not. Then run off to SB to get the work contracts, which their lawyer had signed Amy's but forgotten mine. So we wait until the next morning and head back, get that signed, photocopy some more stuff, and go to interpol who say everything is good, so then we get the go ahead to go back to the back and pay the deposits in. Returning back to interpol we go through all the documents and they actually get accepted. 

Finally there was just the matter of taking my fingerprints (not just my thumb print, all of them), every single fingertip was dyed blue for the rest of the day, and asking me to write down my UK address and parents' names. (Mum, Dad, if anyone asks then that's why).

So now all that's left is for us to wait 10 to 12 working days and go back and pick it up (assuming it's actually ready by then).

Once we have it, then all we need to do is apply for the Specific Purpose visa which we can either do here or go back to Puno in Peru (another 14 hours each way in buses, assuming there aren't more roadblocks). It costs $85 in Puno, and more here, although we don't know how much more, some say it'll be about $450, others say about $100... who knows. Oh and we also need more paperwork for that, although hopefully it's easier to obtain. The main thing is they also want the sworn declaration of financial solvency backed up with 6 months of bank statements. Obviously the only bank statements we have are printed from online banking or printed scans. Hopefully they'll accept that. With how it's going, we'll go to Puno, spend 5 days waiting, find out it's been rejected because our bank statements are printed, and then we'll not be allowed to return to Bolivia.

We'll make the Puno VS here decision in the next couple of weeks.

So yeah visa are FUN!

Here's a baby Elephant from when I was in Thailand in October 2014 to take your mind off visas.



Other than that I've been improving my OpenGL's pipeline and doing some interesting stuff wit that. Once I've got a bit further I'll probably do a blog post talking about that and showing images of what I've got. I've also been reading the wheel of time by Robert Jordan which consists of 14 books each of about 1000 pages each, I'm on book 7 now, almost halfway through, at a rate of one book per week. With which:

May you always find water and shade.